tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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copsandgobblers:

my school is talking about internet safety or something

(via sufjand)

comedycentral:

All of these #GreenTVShows tweets were made with reduced carbon emissions, but which one will be reprocessed into a champion? Find out on tonight’s @midnight.

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bl-ossomed:


aw shit get it wednesday

why do I end up reblogging this every wednesday

bl-ossomed:

aw shit get it wednesday

why do I end up reblogging this every wednesday

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peonygoodchild:

A moment of silence for everybody whose boobs ruin their graphic tees

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mahleriana:

we probably should not be allowed internet access tbh

mahleriana:

we probably should not be allowed internet access tbh

needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

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Hodor. — Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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