My name is Brooke and I have a horse head mask.
every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
(via mahleriana)
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
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No good story here. People ride bikes sometimes. I am a person.
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly…
THERE IS NOTHING NORMAL ABOUT THIS FANDOM ANYMORE.
BUT WE ARE ALL TOO SCREWED UP TO CARE.
I can’t decide if this is pure genius or insanity
He looks so violated
“I don’t like cats, John”
I don’t know whether to laugh at this or cry.
(via yoshi-ninja)
CANADA
Welcome to the club, Canada
(via lilio)
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
(via liamdryden)
THE LAST ONE, RIGHT?
This bitch. I want a show of just her and Brienne. The end.
I haven’t been watching this series, and I’m sure the actress who plays her is fantastic, but this is NOT what Ygritte looks like.
Books: The last refuge of unattractive love interests.
